He lives in my house, normally. He parents my children quite a bit. He is the changer of light bulbs and the putter-awayer of Christmas decorations. And he has been missing for several weeks. There have been sightings of him in our home, mostly late at night and early in the morning before leaving for work. I can report that he has shaved his beard (picture Matthew Fox flash forwards here), making him barely recognizable to his own family. If you have seen him, please call me immediately, as I have children he needs to parent, many light bulbs that are burned out, and a Christmas tree that needs to be hefted into the attic. Thank you.
Our church is opening a new Worship Center this Sunday, and as the staff geek technical person, he has been working tirelessly to make sure that all of the sound and lights and cameras and computers are working in harmony for the big day. The new building is gorgeous and huge and it has not been an easy task for him, but I think he has done a great job.
(Honey, I'm proud of you. Now get your butt home.)