Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Disturbing Images

This is an evil zebra with its head in my car window.
This is some sort of demon possessed bovine creature.


And this is what it looks like when a camel swallows your baby's hand.
Just a suggestion, if your baby's hand is going to be swallowed by any animal, it is best to have your camera set on auto, as it may be difficult to set the exposure due to your own hysterical screaming.

Another good suggestion: if your baby's hand gets swallowed by a camel, or by anyone really, it is also best to have a pack of baby wipes with you, because when she gets her hand back (with the camel food STILL IN IT), it will look like something straight out of Ghostbusters, and you will look quite foolish just standing there gawking at her slime-dripping hand and telling her to wipe it on her jeans. Especially since you will have just drawn a crowd with your hysterical screams.

8 comments:

  1. Heh. So would that qualify as your next photography lesson?

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  2. Hahaha! I'll keep the wipes tip handy. You never know when someone's hand will be swallowed.

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  3. Those are some seriously freaky pictures alright. And I'm pretty sure I would have been freaking about the camel eating my child's hand too. ;)

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  4. I didn't know she still had food in her hand. She got slimed. hee hee.

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  5. Whoa! And people wonder why I don't take my kids to a petting zoo...

    Great pictures, though!

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  6. OH my, camels! A few years ago at a petting zoo, a camel picked up my three year old by her pigtail. When the camel dropped her, her pigtail was dripping with camel spit. For a month afterwards, she walked around randomly shouting "I don't like camels, no no!!"

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