Scene: picnic table outside our favorite hamburger stand, chatting with the lady who just took our order as she smokes a cigarette.
Her: So you have three children? Why don't you have another so you can have an even number?
Tommy: Yeah! I want a baby brother!
Me: (strained smile)
Her: What grade are y'all in?
Kids: 2nd! Kindergarten! I'll be in kindergarten next year!
Her: (to me) Oh, and what will you do then, with all of them in school?
Me: Well, I'll go to work...and then do laundry.
Grace: That's lame.
Me: Yes, yes it is.
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