The other day I was standing in the Museum of Nature and Science in front of a fake black bear habitat. A little girl behind me squealed to her Daddy, "Ooooh, look at those scary bears!" The father replied, "If you ever see a bear like that in real life, honey, you better run FAST!"
Every fiber of my being wanted to turn around and say, "You should never run from a bear. They are faster than you and they will catch you."
But I didn't. I quelled the urge and maintained my dignity. For once.
Suppressing my inner Dwight since 2009.
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