He lives in my house, normally. He parents my children quite a bit. He is the changer of light bulbs and the putter-awayer of Christmas decorations. And he has been missing for several weeks. There have been sightings of him in our home, mostly late at night and early in the morning before leaving for work. I can report that he has shaved his beard (picture Matthew Fox flash forwards here), making him barely recognizable to his own family. If you have seen him, please call me immediately, as I have children he needs to parent, many light bulbs that are burned out, and a Christmas tree that needs to be hefted into the attic. Thank you.
Our church is opening a new Worship Center this Sunday, and as the staff (Honey, I'm proud of you. Now get your butt home.)
That was a GREAT post! I love it! What a great hubby and geek, er, technical guy. That sure is one HUGE church. Our church is tiny, old, and our pastor uses one of those ancient light projectors!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I love the ending too: "I'm proud of you, now get your butt home!" great post
wow, I'm coming to YOUR church. our computer geek (ahem, technical person...) would be SALIVATING over this. right. jealousy isn't good. sorry.
ReplyDeletefunny post.
Sheesh! That is a HUGE church! Yikes. The hubby must have his hands full.
ReplyDeleteWow!!! That is awesome. Where is your church?
ReplyDeleteWe opened our new church and worship center 2 years ago. Prepare to grow! We doubled our attendance the first month. craziness, but so many blessings